SAS, the army and the police decide to go on a survival
to see who comes out top. After some basic exercises,
them their next objective is to go down into the woods
and come back
a rabbit for tea.
up are the SAS. They don their infra red goggles, drop
ground and crawl into the woods in formation. Absolute
5 minutes, followed by a single muffled shot. They
rabbit, shot cleanly through the forehead.
says the trainer. Next up are the army. They finish
lager, cover themselves in camouflage cream, fix
bayonets and charge
woods, screaming at the top of their lungs. For the next
hour the woods
the sound of machine gun fire, mortar bombs, hand
they emerge, carrying the charred remains of a
bit messy, but you got a result. Well done" says
in go the coppers, walking slowly, hands behind backs,
Dixon of Dock Green. For the next few hours, the
is only broken by the occasional crackle of a walkie
oscar lima one, suspect headed straight for you"
what seems an eternity, they emerge, escorting a
the hell do you think you're doing?" asks the
this squirrel back and get me a rabbit, like I asked you
back they go. Minutes pass. Minutes turn to hours, day
turns to night.
next morning the trainer and the rest of the crew are
police, holding the squirrel, now covered in bruises.
you taking the piss?" asks the seriously irate
police team leader shoots a glance at the squirrel, who
alright, so I'm a bloody